More than a year away from his first inauguration and Ben Carson has already lost New England. According to TPM, Carson, in support of the governors who are afraid of Syrian women and orphans, published the above map with just a few omissions (like Vermont). Carson is quoted as saying:
"I am standing with the 31 Governors who are fighting to keep our nation safe," the Facebook post, which has since been deleted, read. "We do not currently have the means to adequately vet the thousands of refugees that the Obama Administration wants to bring into the United States."
Reached for comment, future presidential spokesperson Vince McMahon told reporters those states have been stolen by orphaned three year old refugees for use as grain silos in Egypt.
Senator Al Franken, known for his ability to draw every state in the USA, admitted to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow through his tears that his party trick would be a little easier. “It’s the little states that screw you up,” he said.
For old time’s sake, here’s a vid of Sen. Franken drawing the USA the way it used to be.